PARKING always seems to be a contentious issue. But why? Just park sensibly, and carefully.

Here's one car that didn't.

It's parked on double yellow lines, just ten yards into a side road off the main High Street. How dumb. How selfish. It makes it difficult and dangerous for vehicles turning from the main road into the side road--and tricky for pedestrians crossing the road.

Still the occupant just had to get to the cash machine. So that's all right, then.


If you drive from Kingston to Raynes Park you will cross the A3 via a bridge, and on the far side of the bridge you will see the following sign on both sides of the carriageway.

It signifies the start of a 30mph zone at the end of a 20mph one. The only problem is that it's hard to find the sign indicating the start of the 20mph zone. Did I miss it as I was driving along?

Well, at least the other side of the pictured sign will confirm that I have indeed just left a 20mph area.

This is the other side of the sign:

Ouch. It looks as though I wasn't driving in a 20mph zone after all. So what in heaven's name is the 30/20 sign doing on the other side of the post? It appears that the road authorities removed the start sign for a now defunct 20 zone, but omitted to remove the corresponding sign on the other side of the post. Hardly seems possible, does it? Both sides of the post are in the same borough. It's hard to escape the conclusion that the 'error' was deliberate.

You may find this slight and inconsequential, but it is unnerving for drivers, and underlines the contempt that authorities have for drivers and road safety whilst bleating that it's at the top of their agenda.

Talking about contempt, there was the story recently of a newly qualified young lady driver who had the misfortune to break down on a main road in Hampton. She managed to get her car partly off the road, out of the way of traffic so as not to cause an obstruction. She put a note to that effect on the car and went to get help. Of course she got a parking ticket. There were no parking restriction in the road, but she was done for having two wheels on the pavement.

Of course, her reasonable appeal against the parking ticket was rejected.

Moral: Don't try to do the right thing; it'll cost you.

Conclusion: councils do NOT care about traffic management except insofar as it can harass the motorist and generate income.

Here's a good notice:

This is a sign warning of a road closure; it's on a busy stretch of road in Twickenham centre. It contains a lot a information to take in while you're driving and would certainly distract a driver. Only at the end does it give the dates of operation, and you then see that the closures finish on the 9th of September 2007.

This picture was taken on the 10th of October 2007.

So it had been needlessly distracting motorists for a month.

IF YOU PUT SIGNS UP, IT'S A CRIME NOT TO TAKE THEM DOWN AT THE END OF THEIR USEFULNESS.


Here's a lovely council wheeze. Take a look at this picture of another road leading into the centre of Twickenham:

The cars at the left in the picture are parked in legitimate parking bays, for which you pay, of course. Beside them is a bus lane which is always in operation. Other traffic uses the right-hand lane. It seems reasonable that if you wish to park your car in one of the parking bays you have to enter the bus lane, even drive in it for a few yards, even stop in it for a moment. There is no other way to access the parking bays.

Of course, motorists have been given tickets for doing just this. Their crime—driving in a bus lane during its operation. Many have been caught out. Heaven knows how many have paid up rather than appeal. It is scandalous that a council can even contemplate behaving like this. The Highway Code is remarkably silent on the subject. Can you or can you not drive in a bus lane in order to access parking bays? If you cannot, then why does the council put the bays there?

It looks like heads they win, tails you lose.

Now, here's another example of traffic managers failing. It concerns traffic lights at a crossroads. Here's the scene as you approach on one of the roads with the lights in your favour:

How come, you may ask, that the car on the right of the picture is turning right in front of the white van approaching in the opposite direction? Surely the car should wait until there is a suitable gap in the oncoming traffic. Well, the reality is that the approaching traffic is actually held on a red light during all the time that the light in the picture is showing green. But there is nothing to indicate that it is safe to turn right on green irrespective of oncoming traffic. Of course this causes confusion as traffic turning right here has no way of knowing that approaching traffic will stop. All it needs is an additional green light with a right arrow on it.

WHY ISN'T IT THERE?

Does it matter? Of course it does.


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